{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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