{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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