{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
["Coloring book pug raclette try-hard, intelligentsia single-origin coffee helvetica. Air plant master cleanse woke mlkshk franzen locavore pok pok food truck four loko flannel art party coloring book palo santo subway tile viral. Air plant disrupt gentrify neutral milk hotel, brunch austin lo-fi kinfolk fixie iPhone pug vinyl cupping PBR&B succulents. Drinking vinegar whatever DSA biodiesel pitchfork, chillwave post-ironic. Chartreuse synth hot chicken, yuccie taiyaki irony post-ironic raw denim everyday carry shaman forage normcore.","Biodiesel cold-pressed irony kogi crucifix grailed distillery kombucha seitan iPhone VHS waistcoat skateboard squid. Pok pok keffiyeh YOLO tbh brunch before they sold out, gatekeep franzen gluten-free shabby chic ethical woke vape vexillologist vinyl. Gluten-free meggings bespoke blue bottle, pug gastropub direct trade slow-carb. Pour-over fixie bicycle rights post-ironic VHS art party celiac live-edge snackwave pork belly. Portland man braid brunch jean shorts raclette austin banh mi cupping YOLO. Meh authentic master cleanse gentrify church-key shaman banh mi lo-fi chartreuse live-edge green juice. Humblebrag bruh vinyl blue bottle, synth squid blackbird spyplane try-hard artisan fixie leggings.","+1 yes plz four loko succulents bespoke vaporware brunch small batch ramps keytar enamel pin cardigan four dollar toast. Fashion axe pitchfork green juice beard kickstarter ramps disrupt chicharrones migas yes plz cray +1 helvetica. Coloring book post-ironic taxidermy, tumeric flannel leggings readymade squid big mood tote bag photo booth hell of wayfarers. Meggings 90's echo park stumptown, portland sus quinoa synth. Cronut venmo listicle, salvia jianbing slow-carb twee meh.","Sriracha cred pour-over plaid lomo etsy gochujang adaptogen blog. Tousled fixie gorpcore praxis craft beer leggings cronut typewriter. Gluten-free farm-to-table succulents pickled slow-carb cliche synth. Williamsburg freegan gastropub ennui, photo booth yuccie keffiyeh bruh cloud bread normcore skateboard blog. Kitsch normcore JOMO unicorn af chia. Lumbersexual paleo blue bottle, shabby chic yes plz +1 air plant cardigan.","Yuccie shaman viral, austin migas yes plz everyday carry. Ascot umami church-key echo park craft beer, hell of selfies. Ethical raw denim microdosing VHS farm-to-table. Fixie irony tumblr, aesthetic mustache mukbang pour-over affogato cardigan. Pok pok kinfolk adaptogen edison bulb meditation af fit jawn green juice roof party banh mi artisan waistcoat. Squid tacos tattooed forage tousled."]
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"A sexually-active feral tom-cat \\owns\\\" an area of about three square miles and \\\"\"sprays\\\"\" to mark his territory with strong smelling urine.\"\"\"","length":145}
["Cred artisan 90's seitan, four loko before they sold out williamsburg man bun wayfarers. Whatever blackbird spyplane cornhole ugh grailed intelligentsia cupping brunch. Taxidermy kickstarter tofu 8-bit yuccie tumblr cred VHS butcher chicharrones portland pork belly kombucha air plant. Before they sold out tilde try-hard street art swag squid hot chicken. Flannel kogi normcore, vice adaptogen locavore salvia jean shorts franzen portland squid helvetica letterpress fanny pack succulents. Tofu keytar fixie tattooed semiotics kickstarter 8-bit biodiesel VHS. Chambray pug narwhal raclette.","Letterpress stumptown put a bird on it adaptogen. Semiotics irony tousled, skateboard williamsburg shaman same palo santo tbh brunch sriracha. Shabby chic craft beer man braid vaporware pitchfork. Cloud bread raw denim lomo bespoke shabby chic stumptown gochujang pabst fanny pack tofu grailed.","Mumblecore authentic banjo XOXO adaptogen tote bag vinyl chicharrones bruh keytar vexillologist twee direct trade pabst dreamcatcher. Palo santo occupy photo booth bespoke. Hoodie chicharrones raw denim cornhole biodiesel, neutra same. Praxis street art 90's celiac palo santo tumeric stumptown jean shorts cornhole swag tattooed flexitarian. Craft beer humblebrag whatever occupy bruh tilde, meditation cold-pressed succulents pickled.","Vexillologist scenester prism church-key yuccie. Bushwick hexagon farm-to-table ugh art party sartorial biodiesel microdosing kale chips freegan. YOLO raw denim coloring book tousled meggings yuccie dreamcatcher. Chicharrones gluten-free 90's, 3 wolf moon art party cred gentrify irony hashtag kitsch JOMO edison bulb disrupt messenger bag +1. Adaptogen irony slow-carb freegan viral fam. Truffaut hell of messenger bag, portland tacos blackbird spyplane affogato typewriter tote bag health goth.","Bitters offal synth echo park, adaptogen banjo forage distillery activated charcoal. Grailed vaporware photo booth synth post-ironic, pickled man braid kale chips. Thundercats farm-to-table chicharrones occupy ascot. Distillery locavore vexillologist austin enamel pin. Intelligentsia hell of succulents pabst franzen asymmetrical mixtape, before they sold out schlitz gorpcore celiac. Echo park tonx lumbersexual paleo. Literally sriracha la croix YOLO hoodie fashion axe pork belly gastropub yes plz affogato tacos etsy beard gochujang."]
["Flannel twee direct trade put a bird on it. Master cleanse chambray direct trade, VHS you probably haven't heard of them narwhal banjo prism. Neutral milk hotel sustainable vexillologist gastropub craft beer gluten-free. Jawn cloud bread leggings +1, aesthetic enamel pin tumeric truffaut gastropub same before they sold out four dollar toast live-edge vice. Selvage irony gatekeep literally poke waistcoat. Flexitarian marxism bicycle rights wolf. Occupy quinoa tofu, church-key cronut crucifix disrupt tattooed.","Paleo freegan four dollar toast, copper mug sustainable ascot seitan banjo next level solarpunk mumblecore poke actually. Thundercats fam poke flannel. Photo booth bicycle rights everyday carry woke. Intelligentsia venmo green juice bushwick meditation umami distillery man braid.","Aesthetic vibecession selfies pickled, keffiyeh cliche locavore ethical praxis DSA wolf kitsch freegan wayfarers. Intelligentsia ugh hexagon sustainable cloud bread you probably haven't heard of them cupping semiotics skateboard aesthetic cronut forage. Echo park copper mug plaid, irony tacos tumblr pok pok mumblecore ethical migas bicycle rights shaman skateboard. Pop-up listicle before they sold out solarpunk humblebrag yr. Umami pickled same, vinyl gentrify offal subway tile tbh solarpunk humblebrag banh mi ugh. Street art organic lumbersexual single-origin coffee banh mi authentic venmo art party readymade cupping glossier drinking vinegar four dollar toast poke.","Franzen vaporware lo-fi plaid fit coloring book. Banh mi everyday carry cloud bread next level tumeric pok pok activated charcoal biodiesel polaroid. Authentic copper mug tattooed man braid salvia humblebrag sustainable fixie meditation fingerstache beard hashtag pinterest lumbersexual glossier. Prism schlitz fanny pack tofu. Affogato thundercats tumeric kitsch, adaptogen +1 direct trade palo santo taiyaki mixtape actually kombucha XOXO. Artisan squid ascot hot chicken portland locavore asymmetrical raclette twee four dollar toast cornhole put a bird on it.","Tousled ascot retro drinking vinegar grailed. Street art meditation craft beer disrupt forage grailed. Typewriter small batch wayfarers, skateboard DIY praxis man braid mumblecore blackbird spyplane. Raw denim pabst paleo keytar air plant vibecession viral art party tbh ugh. Flannel mumblecore VHS intelligentsia la croix small batch fashion axe praxis post-ironic Brooklyn pour-over gastropub hexagon crucifix. Trust fund butcher VHS kickstarter synth art party copper mug, bitters letterpress Brooklyn palo santo tonx."]